What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do you like the most about black people?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

Why is rap* a crime?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

How do scientists behave?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”