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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 17:45

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is America so fucked up?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever